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heyheyroosterteeth:

[x] After hearing Ryan’s story as a male model, I had to upload it. Now we just need to find those photos. 

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e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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freshmountains:

 me trying to fix my life

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technicolor-in-your-eyes:

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

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tartarusunhinged:

tyleroakley:


latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM


I just run around my room and punch things happily.

tartarusunhinged:

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

I just run around my room and punch things happily.

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baggier:

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MUG GIRL

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kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

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whiteboyslayer:

shoutout to mozzarella sticks

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